The Superbowl!

It's finally here! So what do you actually watch it for? The actual GAME? Does somebody actually watch it for the game? I suppose there are a few of us left, but you know, the entertainment with "equipment malfunctions" (wink wink) and the commercials usually do promise to provide some decent entertainment.

Who's doing the half time show this year? If you don't already know, it's Prince, the dude formerly know as, well, heck, I don't know, but he's back to Prince now.



Hopefully there won't be any equipment malfunctions because I don't really want to see his but cheeks or any other nasty part.

Who are you going for? I'm having a hard time with this one because I live in Tennessee and I do like the Colts and Manning, but I also lived in Chicago a few years, back during the Refridgerator Perry days, and the Bears hold a special place with me.

I don't know yet....

Here are a few good Superbowl jokes:

POST GAME PARTY



After the big Super Bowl party, Doug figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed.

"Alright honey," he says, "Give me a play you want me to run."

"How about foreplay?" his wife replies.

"What's the foreplay?" says Doug.

"You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two minute warning."



ANIMAL SUPER BOWL



During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"

"I did," said the centipede.

"Who stopped the rhino?"

"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.

"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"

"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.

"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.

"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

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Have a good time with family and friends, then come back and tell me all about it!