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Monday, August 6, 2007

How 'bout a joke?

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?""

I'm out of gas," the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?

The bee answered,

"BP!"




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12 comments:

Kelly said...

Oh that is just great, I will have to tell my dad this one. He loves these kinds of jokes.

Unknown said...

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait. Why am I laughing at that joke? It was a groaner.

That said, I'll tell my wife. She'll laugh her head off.

Sweet and Salty said...

Hi folks! Yes, I know. It WAS a groaner, but it was the best groaner I've seen in a while.

FelineFrisky said...

Oh, that is TOOOO funny! That's the brand we put in our car! LOL

Hugs & Smiles! D :)

robkroese said...

Argh. :)

Carrie said...

Oh, dear. That was awful, but it made me laugh, nonetheless.

HUGS and I hope you are well!!

Unknown said...

LOL! Pavel, you're right. It was a groaner, but it was just impossible to not laugh :) Thanks for always brightening up our mornings!

PS. So how's our favourite daddy blogger doing today? Love the "Cats" pics of your kids!

ckmunson said...

:) That is funny. I am sure Thea will love it!!

Unknown said...

Speaking of cute kids...Just kidding!

http://lifeonmanitoulin.blogspot.com/2007/08/throwback-thursday-7_08.html

Meow Meow said...

Thank you for that joke.

I could appreciate it and definately enjoyed it today!

Sweet and Salty said...

ff: I used to go there all the time when I lived in Miami. Made you laugh!!!

diesel: Hey, they can't all be winners!

Pinky: Hi there, Superhero! Glad I made you laugh. I bet you're so busy you forget to laugh occasionally. (smile)

Chrissy: This daddy blogger is upset because his digital camera broke and I wasn't able to take pictures of my kids performing at another play last night... (frown)
I promise to visit you real soon!

cj: Let me know if she laughs!

meow meow: Hope you're having an okay day and that you find many more reasons to smile!

A Slice of My Life said...

Ugh...