The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?""
I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered,
"BP!"
12 comments:
Oh that is just great, I will have to tell my dad this one. He loves these kinds of jokes.
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait. Why am I laughing at that joke? It was a groaner.
That said, I'll tell my wife. She'll laugh her head off.
Hi folks! Yes, I know. It WAS a groaner, but it was the best groaner I've seen in a while.
Oh, that is TOOOO funny! That's the brand we put in our car! LOL
Hugs & Smiles! D :)
Argh. :)
Oh, dear. That was awful, but it made me laugh, nonetheless.
HUGS and I hope you are well!!
LOL! Pavel, you're right. It was a groaner, but it was just impossible to not laugh :) Thanks for always brightening up our mornings!
PS. So how's our favourite daddy blogger doing today? Love the "Cats" pics of your kids!
:) That is funny. I am sure Thea will love it!!
Speaking of cute kids...Just kidding!
http://lifeonmanitoulin.blogspot.com/2007/08/throwback-thursday-7_08.html
Thank you for that joke.
I could appreciate it and definately enjoyed it today!
ff: I used to go there all the time when I lived in Miami. Made you laugh!!!
diesel: Hey, they can't all be winners!
Pinky: Hi there, Superhero! Glad I made you laugh. I bet you're so busy you forget to laugh occasionally. (smile)
Chrissy: This daddy blogger is upset because his digital camera broke and I wasn't able to take pictures of my kids performing at another play last night... (frown)
I promise to visit you real soon!
cj: Let me know if she laughs!
meow meow: Hope you're having an okay day and that you find many more reasons to smile!
Ugh...
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