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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. " So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. " For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."


FelineFrisky said...

Oh, Pavel!!! LOLOLOL

That is sooooo funny!

I'm Irish/ Italian, so I am enjoying all the fun.

Hope your weekend was fabulous & spent loving your beautiful kids!

Talk with you soon! D :)

Anonymous said...

HA! Happy Belated St.Patty's to you Pavel...that was hilarious!

Pavel said...

ff: You're Irish/Italian??? I bet you're the life of a party!

amber: I hear you're getting a visit from a very cool Southern girl!

FelineFrisky said...

Ah, Pavel, the stories I could regale you with! LOL I was know as Kamikazee 'cause there was no party I wouldn't risk getting to! D ;)

Rebecca said...

This was too cute! I enjoyed the giggle....SO men really do get tired of us YACKING huh?

Happy Late St. Pattys day!

Chrissy121875 said...

LOL!!!! That is a good one! My hubby had a good laugh out of it too! Cheers for that! :) I think I'll pass this one onto my Dad! He's appreciate it! LOL! (You don't know my mom!!)

Chrissy121875 said...

Oooops. That sould have been "he'd" and not "he's". I know you think I'm anal about making mistakes! LOL!

Pavel said...

Rebecca: I can listen to a woman talking for hours. I really don't mind. The problem, it seems, is I would get in trouble if my mind wandered off after a bit and I'm asked a question about something that was said. (smile)

Chrissy: I'm not grading you on sentence structure or spelling! (smile) I'm glad you enjoyed the joke, though! It made me laugh for a while...