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Friday, March 9, 2007

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Is this really the case that some women are walking around in vibrating underwear? Could I have been talking to one of my coworkers while she was having an orgasm? Anybody out there done this kind of thing???

Okay, now that we're on this topic, here's a joke for you:

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework assignment, and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

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Chrissy121875 said...

LOL! OMG! That's hilarious! :)

cindra said...

Ha! Hysterical, all of it. If I had those panties, which I don't, I sure wouldn't wear them shopping. Thanks for the belly laughs this morning.

HMBT said...

OMG! that passion panty thing is tooooo funny! LOL, omg!
The joke was good too...but those panties just crack me up. If I owned those panties I would wear them while doing my taxes...it might make the experience enjoyable. :)

Pavel said...

Chrissy: Can you imagine having to explain this?

Cindra: Maybe at work??? It WOULD help the day go by faster...

hmbt: Hey! There's an idea!
"Yeah, my income taxes last year were.... hmmm, wait a minute...
WOW!!! Now, what was the question?"

Anonymous said...

"Only in America.."
HUH?
Am I the only one who noticed it happened in the UK?
Funny though. Made me smile..it could've been my sister. Hmm!

Pavel said...

Actually, I noticed it AFTER I put it up. I should have corrected it, but never got around to it.

Your sister? It seems like you have a story to tell?

Pinky said...

ROFL!! LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH! I needed this one today! And don't think I'm not going to tell people about that passion panties! HA!

FelineFrisky said...

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!! the panties are just too hilarious!

the joke is really good - love the "you'll be very very disappointed - line! HA!! D :)

cindra said...

Pavel...totally for work...maybe at jury duty even...hmmm...

Pavel said...

Pinky: Passion panties sound like they should be mandatory for those boring meetings....

ff: That was my favorite as well! Wow!!!

Cindra: Is that why the jury sometimes takes hours to "deliberate?"

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