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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Anybody want to see a chick flick?



Just kidding. Thing is, I don't have time to write anything right now but I feel bad about not updating my blog in a few days (again) but the Peter Pan Rehearsals and everything else is keeping me tied up. I promise to update regularly as soon as I can!

How 'bout a joke?

Okay, here's a joke that someone just sent me:

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is'1234', and it will then go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year."

That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in after shave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says"123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffy ever, just as the medicine man promised.

His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
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ONE MORE THING: Diesel is at it again with a cool caption contest. I submitted an entry and I'm in the top ten so please vote for me! Please Please Please!!!

Well, vote for me IF you think it deserves the vote, but at least vote for someone. It's fun!

5 comments:

Diesel said...

D'oh!

Congrats on being a finalist, Pavel. You might just win 2 in a row....

Chrissy121875 said...

HAHAHA!! Pavel, you are hilarious! Oh, and congrats on being a finalist! Very cool! LOL!

FelineFrisky said...

Ah, Pavel!

Catching up.

Congrats on the Microsoft upgrade in status! How marvelous for you!

Sorry Little Buddy had such a bad episode. Must have been terrifying for you.

Oh! LOL, what a funny!

Congrats on being a finalist for Diesel's contest! Way to go.

Have been super busy with Dr's of late. It's not gonna let up any time soon. sigh..... :(

D :)

HMBT said...

HA! Thats funny...I like the part where he said pork sword...I've never heard that before...LOL!

Pavel said...

Disel: Wow! That's pretty darn cool... To tell the truth, I liked Neva's the best.

Chrissy: Glad you smile! (smile)
Thanks. You DID vote for me, didn't you? (j/k)

ff: Oh, I've missed seeing you aroung! Glad you stopped by. That test kicked my but, but you know what I did? I went out and bought the book for the next one! I must be crazy!!!
Little Buddy is okay now, thank you. You're right, of course; he scared all of us to death!
I'm so sorry to hear you're not well. Take care of yourself!

hmbt: Howdy! Glad to see you again. You sure have a great sense of humor behind those SERIOUS eyes in your pic! (smile)