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Sunday, February 10, 2008

My Kids must Eat the Toilet Paper!

Some of you know that I have my kids every other weekend from Friday afternoon to Monday. So here's the thing... I always have plenty of toilet paper on Thursday but by Sunday, I inevitably hear a child calling from the bathroom:

"Dad!!!! I need toilet paper!!!!"

So I yell back, "look under the sink!!!"

Then they say, "I did and there's no more!!!

Does this only happen to me or any and every parent out there? Sheesh, there was like a six pack under the sink on Thursday! I've thought of picking between one of the following choices:

1. Assigning them one roll each and telling them that they have to make due with that one roll. (hee hee)

2. Buying much bigger rolls.


Chris H said...

I can totally relate to this! We have 3 toilets so have to stock them all... and I am darn sure they eat it~! I buy about 24 rolls a fortnight... and it's all gone in that time! Amazing!

BarnGoddess said...

Yep, Im right there w/ ya!

except its my husband and BOTH boys.

You woould NOT believe the TP they go thru. I spend a small fortune on it!

C said...

HAHAHA! Oh my gosh! I can relate! Only, we don't have kids of our own (yet). We have ESL (English as a Second Language) students who reside with us for a few months at a time. When it's just Hubby and myself, we always have ample toilet paper. When we have students, I swear they must eat the toilet paper too! LOL!

Thanks for posting this. Too cute! It made me think of that Seinfeld episode with the rationed toilet paper! LOL! How many squares do your kids get?

Theresa said...

Yep, sounds familiar. Bigger rolls means using more paper. Just hope that one day they don't clog the pipes...that actually happened to us once. Trust me, it was pretty ugly...and smelly.

C said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Pavel! :)

Pavel said...

Chris: Maybe we should put sandpaper instead of toilet paper. You think that would discourage the liberal use???

barngoddess: The stuff's expensive, I tell ya!!! I had a friend with a Sam's Club membership pick me up one of those huge packages for a great price. Maybe I'll stand a chance at lasting more than a weekend.

c: It's a conspirary, C!!! Next time, I'm going to have to make them pick between a Playstation 3 or a roll of toilet paper!

theresa: Thanks for the heads up (no pun intended.)

c: Happy Valentines day to you too!!! You are so sweet!

G said...

Thought this might be worth looking into :) WALL OF PAPER

Pavel said...

g: ROFL!!! Absolutely brilliant, G!

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