Blonde in Starbucks A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, I PROMISE!)
"W I N A B A G E L"
(Sorry, couldn't help it.)
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LOL!!! We have that same joke here in Canada, except instead of Starbucks, it was Tim Horton's. Speaking of which, I must get myself over to a Tim Horton's since the "Roll up the Rim to Win" contest is on this month. Hubby rolled up the rim of his coffee cup and won a free coffee. I was disappointed. I think the plasma TV, cash, iPod or car would have been nice. LOL!
OMG! That was so bad it was good.
;)
HA! I love this one!! Sorry I haven't been around, it's been, well something to say the least. I miss you terribly and hope that you are well. Drop me a line!! HUGS and warm thoughts of you.
Chrissy: Free coffee? lol... Oh, well.
hmbt: It was, wasn't it? (smile)
Pinky: Pinky my friend!!! I've missed you! Of course I've seen you hard at work at your blog, creating all that wonderful jewelry so I figured you've been busy with that and with the hubby and little Pinky. I do hope you're well.
Stop by as much or as little as you want!
so wrong -- and yet, so funny! xox
OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Too funny! Ha! D :)
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